Saturday, 12 May 2007

wicoe press release

Posted by speedygeoff On Saturday, May 12, 2007 | 4 comments
What's on at the half marathon venue
Today 2.00pm 1k
Today 2:30pm 5k
Tomorrow 9am 21.1k
As the half marathon approaches, my sore throat has turned into a cold...

wicoe
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

is proud to announce the opening of its

EVENING CLASSES
FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

ALL ARE WELCOME


Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants


The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE


HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)


DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.


REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place
instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO


EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play


HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did


IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing


HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

4 comments:

  1. Not good news about the cold :-( Hope it miraculously disappears overnight. If not, at least we all know you won't go pushing yourself too hard tomorrow ... will you.

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  2. No cold..it's all in the mind.

    I hope there will be one of those courses up this way Geoff. I would like to register early to beat the rush.

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  3. My favourite is the real life testimonial from the one man who got lost.

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  4. Good Luck with the Half Marathon today speedygeoff ~ shame about your cold ~ I know you were looking for a really fast time today.

    There's always next time mate!

    Anyway, run well and I shall see you at the finish.

    Yours in Running Writing

    GRIFFIN

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